Valentines day update and special! and bundle!

Need some ideas/inspiration/forbidden techniques for your valentines day?

Need no more!

We're excited to announce a package (heh) deal with our friends/enemies/cohorts/alter egos at Free Lives, get Genital Jousting along with Sex With Friends at the record low price of... 70% off or something? I'm not sure, I don't do the prices. I just do the copywriting and make the game. Whatever the price is, it's hella cheap. We were going to call it the "sex with penises" bundle but that title was rejected, just like this game was rejected every publisher, setting the perfect tone for our own valentine's day!

Also, we were going to have the best promo art for this, but we kinda forgot and left it to the last minute so you're going to have to just look at my concept image and imagine how great it would have been (we did not use generative AI for this).


As you can see there it is two of our characters riding two of their characters through a magical space wonderland. Also I forgot to draw this part but also their characters (the peepees) would have smaller versions of their characters attached to the front, so that they would look more like unicorns. But penis unicorns, with penis horns.

oh but this update just has some changes to the graphical style. We're simplifying some of the environments so that people get less distracted by our amazing environmental art that we bought on the asset store and focus more on our amazing characters, which were hand crafted by an actual artist. We're hoping the more liminal style is more approachable so we can break through into the mainstream and avoid the dual shame of having made this game, and it being a commercial failure. Imagine having to explain this to your parents and they're like "well at least it made money right?" and you have to be like "no, mom. It did not". Either of those outcomes are already shameful enough in their own rights. I wish my parents would be more understanding of my journey as an artist and why it's important to suffer. But I promise i would still suffer even if i was rich so please buy the game and tell your friends. or f*** your friends, or both!