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Times are dire. All around the world, people are taking arms against sex. For all we know, sex itself might soon be illegal.

What do we do when faced with tyranny? What to do when tyranny looks to overshadow joy?

It's simple.

We rise up (heh) against the sea of evil. We fornicate for freedom. To help you in this struggle, Sex With Friends is 50% off this week!