Patch v.2.16 - Competitive hookups

This spicy little patch brings more chaos, more cameos, and a whole lot more content to get your bits tangled in. Here's what’s cooking:

We’ve added two brand-new character cameos:

• Gunnar The Rat https://www.twitch.tv/gunnartherat

• CapnCeedee https://www.twitch.tv/capnceedee

Big love and thanks for supporting indie ridiculousness — you’re now part of the Orgynizer family forever (consensually, of course).

Think you’re hot stuff? Prove it. The new Competitive Hookup unlockable enables optional scoreboards!

• Scoreboards unlock after you beat level 29

• Track your high scores, brag to your friends, and try not to let it go to your head... too much.

A new unlockable adds six fresh faces to the party, loosely inspired by a certain magical bisexual D&D romance simulator (you know the one).

• Fully original, fully horny, and just barely legally safe.

• You’ll meet a charming vampire, a hotblooded barbarian with anger issues, and a bear... sort of.

Achievement hunters rejoice!

• New achievements have been added.

• Even more are on the way in our next update, but for now, enjoy the 69% rating.

We've sprinkled in a few extra easter eggs and cheeky surprises around the game.

• Some are cute.

• Some are cursed.

• All are worth finding.