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OnlyCans: Thirst Date

OnlyCans Team  •  Feb 12, 2021  •  97% from 73 reviews

Meet the flirty cans of the Shize™️ Heritage 2020 Collection, each bursting with personality and ready to be photographed in this wildly unique erotic can photography experience!

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Reviews Summary

Players are overwhelmingly charmed by the quirky humor and unique gameplay of OnlyCans: Thirst Date, with many calling it a hilarious and addictive experience.

The vibrant personalities of the cans and engaging lore have captivated fans, although some criticize the shallow mechanics and psychedelic visuals as off-putting.

Overall, it’s a fun ride that leaves players laughing and questioning their can preferences.

The Good

  • Hilarious and unique gameplay experience
  • Vibrant personalities of the cans
  • Engaging lore that surprises players
  • Catchy soundtrack enhances the fun

The Bad

  • Shallow mechanics can feel repetitive
  • Psychedelic visuals may be off-putting
  • Some humor doesn't land for everyone
  • Gameplay lacks depth for serious gamers

The Horny

  • Players find the cans irresistibly sexy
  • Cans evoke unexpected sexual feelings
  • Voice acting adds a tantalizing layer
  • Many embrace their newfound 'cansexuality'

Top rated reviews

because of this game i no longer have skin on my dingle dong, you cannot have sex with cans irl

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I've never thought I'll hear The Stupendium of all things moan in my ear while I'm trying to hit the correct mouse button at the right time... I can't give starts but this would be a 10/10 game

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Game Details

From the developer

Feel The Fizz Inside You™ with the brand new Shize™ Collection!

About this game

About This Game

Here at Shize™️ LLC, we pour our hearts and souls into every product. In honor of the Shize family, we’re excited to announce the new Heritage 2020 Collection!

We’re bringing back every flavor since our flagship taste from 1744. It’s time to enjoy Cherry Pop, Gamer Energy, Pineapple Pizza, and so many more at your local grocer. Our cans have so much personality, and you’re sure to find a favorite. See our collection today - they’ll be waiting for you!

Play OnlyCans: Thirst Date, The World's First (& Last) Erotic Can Photography Experience for FREE in the brand new and ultra-shiny Hot & Steamy Edition!

Gameplay


Experience Cans! With this clicking based rhythm game, anyone can be an erotic can photographer. Click to "snap" and "spray" at just the right moments to get combos, high scores, and even feedback from our models. Progress from our base flavors to the more unconventional fan favorites, and learn more about the Shize™️ brand history while meeting some amazing, flirty, and outrageous cans along the way.

Stream Safe


The game is 100% safe for streaming on Twitch and YouTube!

Whilst the content is bubbly, fizzy and all-around tantalising, our candid can photography game is safe for streaming - and you're bound to have a good time with your viewers as you piece together the story of Shize™️ and reveal each and every one of our beautiful sodas!

Features


🧊 Unnecessarily High Quality Cans!

🧃 All colours, sizes, tastes, and accessories!

🥤 Tasty and tasteful canned drink erotica!

💼 Corporate drama! Family tragedy! Unspeakable Horrors!

📸 Greed! Love! Passion! Photography!

✋ One Handed Gameplay available!

🕒 1 to 2 hour play time... unless you need more time with our cans!

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