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Paper Shakespeare: Very Naked Hamlet

Stegalosaurus Game Development  •  Mar 8, 2021

Meet your quirky roommate and prepare for a week of hilariously awkward performances in 'Paper Shakespeare: Very Naked Hamlet.' Juggle your daytime classes and nighttime rehearsals while navigating a cast of nine eccentric characters, all while trying to remember the lines to Shakespeare's classic.

Horniness rating:
Kinks
Self-Insert Protagonist Humiliation
Gameplay
Visual Novel Dating Sim Choice-Based Narrative

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Paper Shakespeare: Very Naked Hamlet screenshot
Paper Shakespeare: Very Naked Hamlet screenshot

Game Details

From the developer

So, like, either know Shakespeare's Hamlet, or don't get laid. That's it. That's the game.

About this game

About This Game

Everyone has performance anxiety.


We've all had that nightmare where we're back in college, on stage, naked, and absolutely failing at performing Shakespeare's Hamlet. Now it is in video game form! You wake up in a strange dorm room, with a strange roommate telling you that you need to perform the bard's greatest play. Everything looks funky, probably because of all the backgrounds are pre-made art assets. Before you know it, you are thrust into a week of Shakespearian thrills, chills, and literature! Survive the entire week and hope to wake from this dramatic nightmare, where you go to school during the day, but perform a play that you keep forgetting the lines to by night!

In this visual novel/dating sim/anxiety simulator, either know the entire text of Hamlet, or perish. Only don't really perish. There's no fail state for not knowing Hamlet. You just might not get laid.

Disclaimer: No nudity (unless you count a blank player avatar, which, you probably don't), only text.

Features

  • Nine fellow cast members to get know - in both senses of the word
  • Explore the dream world by day, try to put on Shakepeare's Hamlet by night
  • I mean, there are some attributes and stats and stuff, if you are into that sort of thing

Kink Breakdowns

Self-Insert Protagonist

The game features a player character that players can relate to, typical of self-insert scenarios.
Humiliation

The theme of performance anxiety and the fear of failing in front of others hints at humiliation.

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