What an accurate depiction of University life, it's uncanny. The students are all female, they have defecated everywhere (on tables, on top of lockers, on the floor, these girls will defecate anywhere), and there's that one really annoying fly that wants to eat all the food - and not just the food before the students have eaten it, that fly wants to eat th…

What was expecting was a Fly simulator, moving round the school mostly looking around, avoiding collisions and exploring a fairly big campus. Its not like that. The games object is to find stools, and to extend life you've got to eat at very short intervals. If you collect enough, well it unlocks an R mode which is sort of interesting, and the next level …

This game is, by far, the greatest that has come out in, at least, the last couple of millennia. The graphics aren't much to write home about, however. What makes this game so great is the story. The horror. The anticipation. The reward (most important). The story is so loose, that you can come up with your own on the fly (get it?). You can make your own…