I was expecting this to be satire and making actual points about issues in america, but its just the same few jokes over and over and honestly comes off as anti-gay in the process. Couldn't make it to the end because the humor just kept getting more and more upsetting
Presidential Dating Simulator
Larry Lopez is on a wild ride to win the heart of the most controversial president ever!
In Drumpf: Presidential Dating Simulator, you’ll navigate through outrageous dates across the globe, from Washington to Moscow, while trying to avoid being shot into space.
With its outrageous humor and titillating art, this game offers a unique blend of political satire and adult-themed fun that you won't want to miss!
$2.99
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Reviews Summary
Players are divided on Drumpf: Presidential Dating Simulator, with some praising its outrageous humor and satirical take on politics, while others criticize its repetitive jokes and perceived anti-gay undertones.
While a few find it hilariously entertaining, many feel the game lacks depth and fails to deliver on its promise of engaging gameplay and sexy antics.
The Good
- Hysterical satire that hits hard
- Unique and outrageous dating premise
- Fun for those with a sense of humor
- Engaging art and music enhance experience
The Bad
- Repetitive jokes become tiresome
- Criticism of anti-gay undertones
- Short gameplay with little depth
- Not suitable for all audiences
The Horny
- Softcore scenes lack excitement
- Expectations of sexy content not met
- Some players found it hot and fun
- Not enough explicit content for many
Top rated reviews
I bought this game, against all evidence that I shouldn't, in the hopes of getting some wacky, silly but ultimately sexy antics in the white house and maybe a somewhat tasteful R34 pinup of the HBIC. Having played through this game in roughly an hour or so, I was given a bunch of tired, boring, repetitive late night talkshow quality jokes and a limp dicked(…
SO bAD I DO not LIKE bryuuh
Game Details
From the developer
Drumpf: Presidential Dating Simulator is the nightmarishly sexual, adults only dating sim parody THEY don't want you to play— think you've got what it takes to seduce a fat, orange president before it's too late?
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Drumpf: Presidential Dating Simulator is the nightmarishly sexual, adults only dating sim parody the voters demanded! Will you find yourself falling in love with the Donald, or just string him along, breaking his heart and all of societies rules in the process? The choice is YOURS!Story
Young Dreamer and White House intern, Larry Lopez, thought he had the perfect life, until a dark twist of fate forced him into a high stakes bet with the President. Now he'll need to win The Donald's heart over the course of three globetrotting dates and consummate a green card marriage, or else find himself shot into space, deported to distant stars.Features
- Horrifying romance!
- Titillating art!
- Erotic music!
- Controversial dialogue choices!
- Branching paths, with multiple endings!
- Exotic locales including Washington, Moscow, a public restroom, and more!
*All characters depicted are 18 years of age or older.
Kink Breakdowns
Male × Female
The game revolves around a dating simulation involving a male protagonist and a male president.
Seduction
The game revolves around seducing a character, which implies elements of seduction as a kink.
Humiliation
The game's premise includes breaking societal rules and potentially humiliating the president.
Office scenario
The protagonist is a White House intern, suggesting a workplace setting that can imply office-related kinks.
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Horniness scale
Each game gets a score from 1 to 5 hearts. Higher means more explicit adult content.
| Score | What it means |
|---|---|
| 1 | Raunchy / softcore — suggestive themes, light fanservice, or mature humor; little or no on-screen explicit sexual content. |
| 2 | Spicy but restrained — clear adult intent (nudity, strong innuendo, or brief suggestive scenes) without sustained explicit focus. |
| 3 | Clearly adult — recurring sexual content or nudity as a meaningful part of the experience, but not the sole focus of the game. |
| 4 | Strongly explicit — graphic sexual themes, extended explicit stills or text, or gameplay built heavily around adult situations. |
| 5 | Explicit and often animated — graphic sexual content that is frequently animated or interactive; core to what you see and do in the game. |
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